Alien Foot is Depressed!

I just don't feel well today.  I am swimming in liquid and feel as though I am on fire.  Owner lady is not happy with me.  I am not happy with me. :(

Alien Foot Looks Like.....Well, An Alien!

No pain this morning.  How odd!  We are getting our MRI today.  Owner lady says it is painless.  Yippee!...............................Painless!  I don't think so!  She is relaxing to some strange music from a woof and I am in a vice grip!  The other lady voice said she was sorry.  Owner lady said it's okay.  No, it is not!  Foam or not I can't move and it is squeezing me.  I do not like it...........Finally, it's over.  That was a long 30 minutes and now I hurt. :(  I sure am glad she is going home to put me up.  I need some rest!

 (Not my Alien foot.  But, sure looks like it.)

Alien Foot Aches

Ouch! Stop moving!  Don't you know I am hurting today?!...She has ignored me and off we go.  Strange sounds.  It's hot. Up. Down. Up. Down. Be still.  I hear little voices.  She must be around children. There's a deeper voice. Robert, she says.  Laughter. If I wasn't a foot maybe I would understand.  Owner lady seems so happy.  I can feel hugs, even though I am wrapped in this hot, stuffy, dark boot. I can feel her happiness. I am hurting, but am happy she is so happy.  I hope I get better soon, so she can be happy. I am, after all, a teacher's foot.

Alien Foot Gets A Tan

Woohoo!  She took me out of the stinky space boot! Ah, it feels so nice, so airy. Wait a minute!  What's that disgusting murky fluid she's putting me in?!?!  No, stop! AH! BLOOP! GURGLE! AHHHHHH! Warm, soothing, tasty. Hey, this isn't so bad.  Tea? A little earthy.  A little salty. But, oh so pleasant. I think I will relax. She is being nice to me..................................................Oh no!  She's taking me out! Burrrrrrr!  Put me back lady!  It's cold!  I just knew it was too good to last. She's getting mad at me again.  What does she want from me.  I am hurting and she is wiggling my 5 little babies to death.  Why is she trying to bend me?  It hurts!  Stop it owner lady!  Oh, I am sorry.  Stop crying, please.  I am trying to get better.  Thank goodness, she loves me again. The torture has stopped. Creamy lotion feels nice.  Ah, nice clean sock.  Sleepy.  It's getting dark and warm. ARGH! Stinky space boot!

Was I Sleeping?

Was I sleeping when this happened? Was I on Ambien? Was I myself? I ponder these questions 24 hours a day... or is it night? It is mostly dark in my world. Who am I? I used to be a foot; a very happy foot. I played, I felt the breeze of summer wind lapping at my colored toes. I felt the soft, plush grass in my owner's backyard as her strange little creatures called Chihuahuas barked at me and sometimes kissed me. But now, my world has changed. I am suffocating in a darkend world of fiberglass and glue. No cool running water, no pedi, no love. What have I done? Somehow my owner has come to dislike me. She looks at me strangely each day, pokes me, almost yells at me. She calls me an alien. I am confused.

tuesday, september 22, 2009

Alien Foot Gets A Tan

Woohoo!  She took me out of the stinky space boot! Ah, it feels so nice, so airy. Wait a minute!  What's that disgusting murky fluid she's putting me in?!?!  No, stop! AH! BLOOP! GURGLE! AHHHHHH! Warm, soothing, tasty. Hey, this isn't so bad.  Tea? A little earthy.  A little salty. But, oh so pleasant. I think I will relax. She is being nice to me..................................................Oh no!  She's taking me out! Burrrrrrr!  Put me back lady!  It's cold!  I just knew it was too good to last. She's getting mad at me again.  What does she want from me.  I am hurting and she is wiggling my 5 little babies to death.  Why is she trying to bend me?  It hurts!  Stop it owner lady!  Oh, I am sorry.  Stop crying, please.  I am trying to get better.  Thank goodness, she loves me again. The torture has stopped. Creamy lotion feels nice.  Ah, nice clean sock.  Sleepy.  It's getting dark and warm. ARGH! Stinky space boot!